You Might Be A Mom If.....

-your right arm can blindly take care of the needs of your kids while driving anywhere, anytime.

-you have ever been shopping with your entire family and can hear one of your children screaming across the whole length of Walmart all while praying to yourself, please don't find me, please don't find me.

-you have ever had to hold your child on your lap while using the public restroom to avoid having him crawl under every stall or open the door.

-you have ever had to hold your child on your lap while using your own bathroom because it's just easier than having to deal with the alternative, whatever that may be.

-you can hear any tiny movement that your child makes in another room and know what they are up to, yet have to ask him to repeat himself again and again when talking directly to you because you can't hear what he is saying.

-you have ever left an I.O.U note in one of your child's piggy bank.

-you have ever bribed your children with a favorite treat so you could take a nap with NO interruptions, unless it's an emergency of course. But then you have to be very specific as to what an actual emergency consists of.

-reverse psychology doesn't work on your kids, but works on you.

-you start talking to yourself because no one else will listen.